Goat Simulator cover art

Goat Simulator

Publisher: Coffee Stain Publishing

Limited data. Goat Simulator runs playably through CrossOver at a median 40 fps (1 report), and excellently natively at a median 60 fps (1 report) on M4, M5. Only 2 reports so far, so this is not a reliable verdict yet.

52critic score from 11 reviews ยท via IGDB

Mac Performance

Experience Reports

2

Average Rating

3.5/ 5

Play Methods

  • Native1
  • CrossOver1
  • Parallels0
  • Other0

Game Information

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that bug out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

Experience Reports

CrossOver

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CrossOver

CrossOver

v26.2
D3D_METALPLAYABLE
M5 BASE
Graphics:
LOW
FPS:
40
Resolution:
2560x1440
Machine:
MacBook Pro
Chip:
M5 BASE
Cores:
10 CPU, 10 GPU
RAM:
16 GB

Review Note:

Game is unoptimized, some microstutters are appearing while discovering new places

Native

Native

EXCELLENT
M4 BASE
Graphics:
ULTRA
FPS:
60
Resolution:
2560x1440
Hardware:
M4 BASE

Review Note:

Locked at 60 FPS
Listed as a 32 bit app